Dear World of War Craft,
This weekend I created my own character with much resistance. My boyfriend insisted that I at least just try the game. I am one to admit when I am wrong. So, I was wrong. I actually am enjoying your game thus far, although, I cannot see myself playing for 4-12 hours straight, but an hour or two here and there will be more my style.
To my family, friends and colleagues:
- I promise not to dress up like my character (a Paladin, she's adorable), unlike this woman.
- I promise not to speak like I have a retainer in my mouth and proceed to spit on people as I talk.
- I promise not to "damage" people as I walk down the street instead of swearing at them; like I currently do.
- I promise to continue to shower daily and keep a clean home.
- I promise I will still continue on with daily life and go to the gym.
- I promise I will NOT become a sloth.
- I promise to still go out and have fun with my friends.
- I promise to still play pogo weekly to achieve my badges as I do now; Nothing can take the place of Thousand Island Solitaire in my heart.
- I promise I will not use that heavy duty geek jargon. (ie. I am going to 4000000 damage you with my priestess hammer and battlestar galactica your ass along with the entire region of Westfall. Every gnome, rogue, dwarf will be ruled by my mignon (who's name is soultaker).
Karen :)
